Your name is MIRANDA BILBAO and you are a complete and utter weirdo. You are 16 and you have really bad FOOD NEEDS and it needs to be fixed. You find most people very UNNERVING but the ones you call your FRIENDS are just golden people. YOU NEED TO FIX YOUR SLEEPING PATTERNS. It is not healthy for a girl to go to bed so late at night. Tumblr is you DRUG. Your MATESPRIT does not own a tumblr but your MOIRAIL, capricioustraveler, however DOES. Your KISMESIS also does not have a tumblr. But if he did, oh that would be strange indeed. You post many fandoms on your blog, most HOMESTUCK. You will occasionally post some ASSASSIN'S CREED or other VIDEO GAMES. You will blog and reblog NSFW because you thoughly enjoy PORN.

superultraextremeawesomemazing:

The cop is just like: Aww yes, this kid is going dow- god damn it. Are you kidding me?

couryielle:

aaand this is pretty much how i imagine karkat’s first meeting with his grubself went like

homestucksexcanons:

one-thing-i-cant-live-without:

Guys, JARVIS had his own stocking in Iron Man 3.

It’s settled. The pain is gone. He loves me. I’m so glad

clearerly:

☯ † ♡

(Source: vvolfify)

potatocrisp:

what do you mean this isn’t what actually happened?

REPLY:
Didn’t even cross my mind. But I’m still not okay from last night…

Lost two followers due to my emotional instability last night. Still not giving any fucks.

Anonymous sent:

Are you ok I hope your ok please be ok..

I’m not okay. But I am in a sense. But I am not at all mentally okay. But thanks for worrying about me Anon.

mituna-faptor-wants-the-8007y sent:

hey i saw your last post from a few hours ago. Are you alright? ;-;

Not really. My boyfriend and I had a huge fight last night I’m fearing the worst…

zamii070:

hahah shes too short

We’re actually fighting…I want to crawl in a hole and die…